dollparts1
- Age: 109
- Gender: Female
- Location: East Bum Fuc US
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My Bio
I am icky. I am the definition of icky. I am the end-all- be-all of ickiness. Icky is me. I not only partake of ick, but I am the form from which all
ick is derived. I am the alpha of icky and the omega of icky. Before me there were none icky, after me there shall be none as icky. Icky has found in me the
pinnacle of its adjectivity. The personification of icky is I. When men speak in hushed tones of icky past, I shall be the hallowed one. I, in short, am not
only icky, but Icky. Fear me! Revile me! Worship my Ickiness! Compare thy puny ick to my Ick, my Icky, my Ickiness, my Icktitude! Next to my grandeur of Ick,
it is as if all were ickless. Talk not of Ick, or even of ick, without mentioning my name. I am the Ickmaster, the Icky One, the Bringer of Ickness, the Bearer
of That Which Cannot Be Named But Is Most Certainly Icky. Call me by my many names, and I shall anoint thee with Ick, and become an Initiate of Icky. One day,
perhaps you will, with devotion, become the Apostate of Icky, and be blessed with my eternal Ick.
Be one with my holy Ick! Follow me! Be ICKY!
My blog
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The space ships
09/09/09 05:49:17 | 3 Comments
Then the spaceships arrived bringing water from another planet. They forced me to drink it. This made me sad. They threw me in the lake. I drank the water. I was swimming with all the fishes who drank the water. They were eating me. I was becoming the water. I knew I was a citizen of Denmark. The people of Denmark are becoming eaten; they are becoming the water.
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Kurt The Turt
08/20/09 18:28:23 | 0 Comments
Today,
My best friend Cally said something that made me laugh my ass off..
And I quote:
Kurt the Turt was a legend, you should have kept him.
Little turtles will be looking under their bed before they go to sleep....."Dolly might be under there"
More to come
Doll
My Hobbies
Fighting off the DWB members
My Occupation
Ick Theologist
